Twists of Fate

I've had enough. Smiles. Enough of bad luck for this year!!! And the funny thing is, it is not entirely bad luck, you see.

1. My darling and I got back from Singapore to Penang and we sort of crashed head on into somebody's car. (Not entirely bad luck because: We both escaped unhurt though our car was moving freaking fast)

2. Came back to Penang again and had food poisoning and was admittted to hospital. To top that up, I had to go to 2 hospitals before they had the ONLY bed for me with 7 other wheezing grandmothers. (Not entirely bad luck because: I found a bed to pass the night :P)

3. Came back Penang the third time AND got poisioned again. (Not entirely bad luck because: I wasn't admitted to hospital this time thanks to my nursing darling but had a sore shot right at the butt *pouts*)

4. I lost 100 over bucks to slot machines in casino the FIRST time I went in (Not entirely bad luck because: I cannot find a reason to this... I didn't lose more than that maybe?? )

5. On my way back to Penang recently when I met with an accident and I mean.... a roller coaster and bumper car ride, that sort of thing. And that's at freaking 2 am in the morning. 70 km away from Penang and in the middle of a dark highway. (Not entirely bad luck because: I am still in one piece with no bruises or whatsover... just a bit shaken)

6. This one in happened in Singapore. My hostel room was broken into and my poor handphone and wallet got stolen along with my ID, driving license and such. And the stupid thief had to do this to me in the midst of my finals. (Not entirely bad luck because: My laptop was left untouched. And I got new fantastic phone and a red hot wallet. *prances around*)

7. This one just happened today. I took the only car (huge noisy exhaust and non-see through, black windows) that's left at home to go to the hair salon to dye my hair in the afternoon and got freaking stopped by policemen right after I made a turn. And had to be right after I dyed my hair (cos I think I look look more punk in it and the policemen here love it when u look punk). AND all my brother in law's friends have been driving that catch-me-if-u-can-car at night to clubs and discos and NOBODY stopped them :(. (Not entirely bad luck because: For some funny reasons, the 2 policemen let me off without a scratch. HAHAHHAHA! They talked to me and realised that I was telling the truth after all about it being not my car. *wriggels eyebrows*)

Okay. That's IT for this year. No more. Today's the LAST one!!!!!!!!!!!!