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Friend : My mom discovered my condoms!
Me : *shock*................................................ *laughs non-stop*
Friend : That's evil of you to laugh!
Me : *caught my breath* Where did you hide it?
Friend : Underneath my mattress! My new bed came from Ikea so obviously they had to lift my mattress! That's when they saw it!
Me : *trying very hard to keep a straight face*
Friend : Lucky it wasn't a used one......or else....more evidence!